Chunk from The Goonies & 13-Pound Baby from Russia

Chocolate Rain Singer, Tay Zonday & Rhythm Nation Singer, Janet Jackson

Bruce Willis from The Whole Nine Yards & Mike Cowie from Niche Lounge & Supper Club

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Mark Philippoussis from Age of Love & Cornelius from Planet of the Apes

Johnny Five from Short Circuit & The Front Grill of the Car from Superfly

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Vince Vaughn & Tackleberry from Police Academy

Jack Nicholson & Yoda on Weed

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Carrot Top & Melissa Gilbert

Morgan Spurlock from "Super Size Me" & This Dude with the Mutton Chops

Apolo & Jonathan Brandis

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Phil Spector & Barry Manilow

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The good news is that I've gotten some press.

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Sandra Oh & This Concerned-Looking Shar pei

The Pope & Robert Blake

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Mariah Carey & The Cowardly Lion

Young Leonard Cohen & Young Dustin Hoffman

William Shatner & Jabba the Hut

Clay Lionel Richie Head & Real Billie Dee Williams Head

Phil Stacey from American Idol & Nosferatu

Jay Manuel & Earring Magic Ken

Flavor Flav & Yoda

P!nk & Alf's girlfriend, Rhonda

Alf & Uncle Joey

Alfred E. Neuman & The Hamburglar

Sanjaya from American Idol & Little Superstar from YouTube

Frank from The Apprentice & Prince Charles

Napoleon Dymomite & Captain Vegetable

Leelee Sobieski & Helen Hunt

Brenda from 90210 & This Person from a Classmates.com Ad Banner

Randall from 'The Apprentice' & Bobby Abreu collectible figurine

Kid Rock & a Chin Face

Prince William & Celebrity Stylist Rachel Zoe

Perez Hilton & Ron Perlman

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OJ Simpson & The Rock Guy

Wendy & Pippi Longstocking

Britney & Sloth

Dave Navarro & Latex Eddie Munster Mask

Liza Minnelli & Camilla the Chicken

Ashley Olsen & The Too Much Caffeine Cat

Courtney Thorne-Smith & Scott Wolfe

Betsey Johnson & Barkley from Sesame Street

Kid From Family Circus & Donald Trump

Dita Von Teese & Vintage Barbie

Vintage Cap'n Crunch & Modern-day Hulk Hogan

Madonna & Dolly Parton

Pete Doherty & Snail Man from The Neverending Story

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Sarah Jessica Parker & Dee Snider from Twisted Sister

Jesse Metcalfe & Vintage Ken

Chris Robinson & Floyd Pepper

Chucky & Clay

Jay-Z & Grace McDaniel, Mule-Faced Woman

James Brolin & George W Bush

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Hugh Hefner & Hoggle from The Labyrinth

Victoria Beckham & Thriller-era Michael Jackson

Dyan Cannon & Aughra from The Dark Crystal

Heather Mills & Marilyn Manson

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Janice Dickinson & Steven Tyler

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Zooey Deschanel & Alexis Bledel

Bindi Irwin & Falcor from The Neverending Story

David Schwimmer & Sully from 'The Warriors'

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Dakota Fanning & Prairie Dawn

Adrien Brody & Crazy Harry

Lisa Marie Presley & Wynonna Judd

Jessica Simpson & Harry Hamlin

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Kelly Clarkson & T.R. Knight

George Michael & Roy Horn

Carson Daly & Guy Smiley

Brandy & Rowlf

Siegfried & Thunderbird

Priscilla Presley & Odo from Star Trek

Joy Behar & Grandpa Munster

Tony Bennett & The Count

George from The Apprentice & Komodo Dragon

Mick Jagger & Lily Tomlin

Dustin Hoffman & Jennifer Aniston

Janice the Muppet & Paris Hilton