Chunk from The Goonies & 13-Pound Baby from Russia

Chocolate Rain Singer, Tay Zonday & Rhythm Nation Singer, Janet Jackson

Bruce Willis from The Whole Nine Yards & Mike Cowie from Niche Lounge & Supper Club

Thanks to: Jon for the tip!

Mark Philippoussis from Age of Love & Cornelius from Planet of the Apes

Johnny Five from Short Circuit & The Front Grill of the Car from Superfly

Thanks to: Mike for the tip!

Vince Vaughn & Tackleberry from Police Academy

Jack Nicholson & Yoda on Weed

Thanks to: Danny for the tip!

Carrot Top & Melissa Gilbert

Morgan Spurlock from "Super Size Me" & This Dude with the Mutton Chops

Apolo & Jonathan Brandis

Thanks to: Kathryn for the tip!

Phil Spector & Barry Manilow

Good News/Bad News

The good news is that I've gotten some press.

The bad news is I can't read Portuguese, and this doesn't help much.

Sandra Oh & This Concerned-Looking Shar pei

The Pope & Robert Blake

Thanks to: Ann for the tip!

Mariah Carey & The Cowardly Lion

Young Leonard Cohen & Young Dustin Hoffman

William Shatner & Jabba the Hut

Clay Lionel Richie Head & Real Billie Dee Williams Head

Phil Stacey from American Idol & Nosferatu

Jay Manuel & Earring Magic Ken

Flavor Flav & Yoda

P!nk & Alf's girlfriend, Rhonda

Alf & Uncle Joey

Alfred E. Neuman & The Hamburglar

Sanjaya from American Idol & Little Superstar from YouTube

Frank from The Apprentice & Prince Charles